Greetings, fellow smokers! Today we're going to talk about things you don't want to be high for. Before you get your feathers all ruffled, we're not trying to rain on your parade here. Instead, we want to share some stories that might make you think twice before sparking up in certain situations.
Let's start with something simple: grocery shopping. Now, we've all been there - you're walking through the aisles, trying to decide between Chunky Monkey or Phish Food. Suddenly, everything looks like it's from a different planet. You can't remember what you came to buy, and you end up leaving with a cart full of junk food and no actual meals.
Next up, job interviews. Sure, you might feel more relaxed and creative, but trust us - your potential employer is not going to appreciate you giggling uncontrollably or staring off into space while they're asking you serious questions. So save the toking for after you get the job, and celebrate with a nice joint (or edible, if you're feeling fancy).
Another situation you don't want to be high for? Family gatherings. While it might seem like a good idea to mellow out before seeing your relatives, it's important to remember that they're probably not as open-minded about your smoking habits as you are. Have you ever tried to explain to your grandparents what a dab is? It's not pretty.
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So, the next time you're thinking about getting high before heading out to the DMV, remember - you might end up stuck there all day, and nobody wants that. So instead, head to Top of the Galaxy Smoke Shop and check out our collection of smoking accessories. You'll thank us later. So, stay safe, and stay high!